kNOwledge

Look she won't win, this isn't a competition anymore it's a disaster parade so just sit back and get your despair on.

The Professional

When I'm done you won't even remember her name let alone the fact she still has the choicest cuts from your CD collection.  Now lay back and let the master work.

Money For Nothing

Bet black, I've got a feeling.


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I didn't say it was a good one.

Misconceptions

For the last time I don't know what it is like in the future, but if you keep up this line of questioning I could hazard a pretty good guess.

Needs Must

Just hold it steady and make sure the safety is off, trust me it's easier than you think.  You're gonna be great.

Boundaries

For the last time I'm not looking at it.  You're the one who cosied up to a stray at the office party and you're the one whose going to drag themselves to the doctor and explain why you make such bad life decisions.

Travesty

Really, putting on make-up in the forecourt? You know those horns aren't blasting out support? Is this how it will be from now on?

Dilemma

You called it, faker than a politician's smile. I take it we are still going in?

Spiritual Matters

Cod is a fish, God is a deity.  I can see the confusion but if you make that mistake again we're going to be branded as a retard.

The Endless Struggle

Shame your fat chum drank all the Dr. Pepper we'll just have to make do.  I say go for the Pepsi, it's not Max but trust me it's better than the Coca-Cola.