Christmas Pie

Honestly my knowledge on this one is just as limited as yours.  Just taste it.  If you get a whiff of spaghetti bolognese then work with it, if it tastes like Aunt Jenny's fruit cake then hide it in a napkin or something.

Shit someone's coming I'm gonna hide behind this curtain, let me know how it goes.

She Started It

Damn fashion ego.  If she's going to swan around with that bloody eye patch on she might as well be using it properly.  An eye for an eye that's the rule and don't worry, it isn't revenge 'cos she started it.