Boundaries

For the last time I'm not looking at it.  You're the one who cosied up to a stray at the office party and you're the one whose going to drag themselves to the doctor and explain why you make such bad life decisions.

Travesty

Really, putting on make-up in the forecourt? You know those horns aren't blasting out support? Is this how it will be from now on?

Dilemma

You called it, faker than a politician's smile. I take it we are still going in?