It's only called shoplifting if you get caught, otherwise it's just helping yourself.
So what, it's more exciting if you know people are watching why do you think your reputation is in tatters in the first place. When I said take it home you're the one that went behind the bins not me. Frankly I'm still healing.
Are you taking this or what? If not let's go get a coffee I've got shit I wanna do today. Otherwise put your greasy little mits around it and gentley slid it under your shirt. That's it nice and slowly, what a star, now if only we can get you out of Poundland and into HSBC we'll be sorted.
So what, it's more exciting if you know people are watching why do you think your reputation is in tatters in the first place. When I said take it home you're the one that went behind the bins not me. Frankly I'm still healing.
Are you taking this or what? If not let's go get a coffee I've got shit I wanna do today. Otherwise put your greasy little mits around it and gentley slid it under your shirt. That's it nice and slowly, what a star, now if only we can get you out of Poundland and into HSBC we'll be sorted.
