A Quandary

Bollocks, that is not the face of a post surgical patient, that's an abortion mope if ever I've seen one. Look at her eyes, there is no life there, healing has long since lost its hold. Besides she got her boobs realigned last year. I'm thinking Carl up in accounts but why she'd kill his baby I'll never know, she won't do any better and he's such a lovely guy, although apparently his therapy skills aren't on par with what I've been hearing.

Wishing

You do realise Hogwarts isn't a real place right?

Japes

It's not blackmailing if you have nothing to gain, what we're doing is simply fun.

Hippyfest

It's not the TV they really are that old.

Guess What?

You have a kind of sick desperation in you laugh.

Sightseeing

You've got to admire these astronauts, when they go for addiction they don't half do it right. Shit, rains' coming in, give me your umbrella.

eBay

Frayed ends, faded pattern, snot on the right sleeve, that's eBay, and on her salary.  It makes you sad.

kNOwledge

Look she won't win, this isn't a competition anymore it's a disaster parade so just sit back and get your despair on.

The Professional

When I'm done you won't even remember her name let alone the fact she still has the choicest cuts from your CD collection.  Now lay back and let the master work.

Money For Nothing

Bet black, I've got a feeling.


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I didn't say it was a good one.